Funniest song I've ever heard!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
Abuse by our Troops - Things the media missed
Armed American Troops Force Iraqis to Seesaw Until They Talk!
Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture
GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor!
Overheard to say "Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!"More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy.
Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child !
Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops
Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game!
Soldier Caught At "Tickle-Torture" To Extract Intelligence!
GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips!
Nothing Funny About this one...
Iraqi Child Bites GI In Self Defense After Obvious Torture
GI Falls Asleep On Duty While Using Iraqi Child As Body Armor!
Overheard to say "Talk or I'll tickle you till you pee!"More Evidence Of Failed US Intelligence Policy.
Soldier Attempts to Eat Iraqi Child !
Clear Evidence of Forced Labor by Troops
Iraqis Grateful That American Forces Did Not Open Fire During Soccer Game!
Soldier Caught At "Tickle-Torture" To Extract Intelligence!
GI Forces Iraqi Child To Hang By Fingertips!
Nothing Funny About this one...
The old Paths...
If you grew up when we did you will surely identify with the thoughts written here.
I liked the old paths, when
Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay;
Hard work did;
And people knew the difference.
Moms could cook;
Dads would work;
Children would behave..
Husbands were loving;
Wives were supportive;
And children were polite.
Women wore the jewelry;
And Men wore the pants.
Women looked like ladies;
Men looked like gentlemen;
And children looked decent.
People loved the truth,
And hated a lie;
They came to church to get IN,
Not to get OUT!
Hymns sounded Godly;
Sermons sounded helpful;
Rejoicing sounded normal;
And crying sounded sincere.
Cursing was wicked;
Drinking was evil;
and divorce was unthinkable.
The flag was honored;
America was beautiful;
And God was welcome!
We read the Bible in public;
Prayed in school;
And preached from house to house
To be called an American was worth dying for;
To be called a Christian was worth living for;
To be called a traitor was a shame!
Sex was a personal word.
Homosexual was an unheard of word,
And abortion was an illegal word.
Preachers preached because they had a message;
And Christians rejoiced because they had the VICTORY!
Preachers preached from the Bible;
Singers sang from the heart;
And sinners turned to the Lord to be SAVED!
A new birth meant a new life;
Salvation meant a changed life;
Following Christ led to eternal life.
Being a preacher meant you proclaimed the word of God;
Being a deacon meant you would serve the Lord;
Being a Christian meant you would live for Jesus;
And being a sinner meant someone was praying for you!
Laws were based on the Bible;
Homes read the Bible;
And churches taught the Bible.
Preachers were more interested in new converts,
Than new clothes and new cars.
God was worshiped;
Christ was exalted;
and the Holy Spirit was respected.
Church was where you found Christians
on the Lord's day, rather than in the garden,
on the creek bank, on the golf course,
or being entertained somewhere else.
I still like the old paths the best !
~ Author Unknown ~
I liked the old paths, when
Moms were at home.
Dads were at work.
Brothers went into the army.
And sisters got married BEFORE having children!
Crime did not pay;
Hard work did;
And people knew the difference.
Moms could cook;
Dads would work;
Children would behave..
Husbands were loving;
Wives were supportive;
And children were polite.
Women wore the jewelry;
And Men wore the pants.
Women looked like ladies;
Men looked like gentlemen;
And children looked decent.
People loved the truth,
And hated a lie;
They came to church to get IN,
Not to get OUT!
Hymns sounded Godly;
Sermons sounded helpful;
Rejoicing sounded normal;
And crying sounded sincere.
Cursing was wicked;
Drinking was evil;
and divorce was unthinkable.
The flag was honored;
America was beautiful;
And God was welcome!
We read the Bible in public;
Prayed in school;
And preached from house to house
To be called an American was worth dying for;
To be called a Christian was worth living for;
To be called a traitor was a shame!
Sex was a personal word.
Homosexual was an unheard of word,
And abortion was an illegal word.
Preachers preached because they had a message;
And Christians rejoiced because they had the VICTORY!
Preachers preached from the Bible;
Singers sang from the heart;
And sinners turned to the Lord to be SAVED!
A new birth meant a new life;
Salvation meant a changed life;
Following Christ led to eternal life.
Being a preacher meant you proclaimed the word of God;
Being a deacon meant you would serve the Lord;
Being a Christian meant you would live for Jesus;
And being a sinner meant someone was praying for you!
Laws were based on the Bible;
Homes read the Bible;
And churches taught the Bible.
Preachers were more interested in new converts,
Than new clothes and new cars.
God was worshiped;
Christ was exalted;
and the Holy Spirit was respected.
Church was where you found Christians
on the Lord's day, rather than in the garden,
on the creek bank, on the golf course,
or being entertained somewhere else.
I still like the old paths the best !
~ Author Unknown ~
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Why you should always wear seatbelts!
I will never understand why people would run from cops. Then again, if they were smart, they wouldn't put themselves in a position where they feel like they have to run away from cops.
What's Your Power Element?
Your Power Element is Metal |
Your power colors: white, gold, and silver Your energy: contracting Your season: fall You are persistent (and maybe even a little bit stubborn). If you see something you want, you go for it. You have a lot of strength, and it's difficult to get you down. Very logical, you tend to analyze everything going on in your life. |
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