What happened to my ...

*Got this in the mail today. Just couln't keep it to myself.

This one is for everyone who

a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her Tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring At her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my boogey?"